I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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