Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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