I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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