Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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