It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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