Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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