My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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