Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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