it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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