i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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