How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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