apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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