we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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