the new term for farting is butt boxing.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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