Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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