I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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