I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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