IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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