my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
