There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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