He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I love having hate sex.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
