id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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