piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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