Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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