Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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