Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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