She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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