he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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