I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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