I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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