a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
how drunk are you?
Several
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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