I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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