You really coming over, don't trick.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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