have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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