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go home
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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