UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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