nut hugger
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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