dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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