Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.