I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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