I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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