Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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