Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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