i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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