I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
