i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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