i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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Drake has all the answers
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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