It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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