I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
accomplished twins. life is a go
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Randomize
