Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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