Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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