i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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