found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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