We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
nutella sex= disaster
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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