i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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