It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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